THE MOST
DANGEROUS
LANDSCAPING
ON EARTH.
Most people think gardens need water and sunlight. We know they actually require pure, unadulterated sweat equity and a total lack of self-preservation. We're Salty Gardens. We're Veteran-owned, Texas-hardened, and we're here to make your outdoor space look so good it's literally considered a flex.
WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.
Salty Gardens
WE DONT SELL
We founded Salty Gardens on a simple realization: Mother nature is the definition of high maintenance. Neglecting her results in uppity letters from the HOA with fines comparable to alimony, and they could take the house too! But that's where we come in! We will keep you in regs and the HOA out of the mailbox. We spend our days in the 105-degree Texas sun until our shirts are 40% salt and 60% sheer willpower.
Why? Because you deserve a sanctuary, and your neighbors deserve to feel a deep, burning sense of inadequacy every time they pull into their driveway
WE SELL
FLOWERS.
NEIGHBORHOOD
DOMINANCE.
WINNING HEARTS AND MINDS OF HOAs ACROSS NORTH TEXAS SINCE 2024
WHAT WE DO
SEASONS CLEANINGS
YOU SIGN FOR A TERM OF SERVICE AND WE MAKE SURE YOUR PROPERTY STAYS INSPECTION (AND PHOTO) READY WITH A CLEAN CUT, STRAIGHT LINES, AND EDGED TO PERFECTION. YOU SET THE SCHEDULE AND WE MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN.
OUTDOOR SOLUTIONS
SEASONS IN TEXAS CAN BE CONFUSING. IF YOU'VE LET IT GROW SINCE THE LAST TEXAS WINTER , ITS TIME FOR AN OVERGROWTH OVERHAUL. WE WILL TAME THE TANTRUM MOTHER NATURE IS THROWING AT YOU. WE CLEAR OUT THE DEBRIS AND DEAD LEAVES, CLEAN OUT THE GUTTERS, AND ELIMINATE THE WEEDS.
(Better than anyone else!)
THE SALT BAE SPECIAL
SIGN ON BONUS
IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO COULD USE OUR SERVICES OR JUST CANT PASS UP A BONUS OFFER. WE HAVE BUNDLE DISCOUNTS AND REFERRAL REWARDS. REFER NEW RECRUITS, AND WE"LL DROP A BONUS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR POCKET. ASK HOW TO THANK YOUR RECRUITER TODAY!
AREA BEAUTIFICATION
WE HAVE EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE DIGGING HOLES. NOW WE FILL THEM WITH PLANTS AND GIVE YOU THE OUTDOOR SPACE OF YOUR DREAMS; FROM RAISED BEDS TO COURTYARD GARDENS. CURB APPEAL MAKES YOU FEEL SEXY! LETS RAISE THAT PROPERTY VALUE.
WE DON'T JUST CONQUER THE GREAT OUTDOORS; WE MAKE IT COMFORTABLE ENOUGH THAT MOTHER NATURE HERSELF ASKS TO COME IN. FROM UNRULY BACKYARDS TO UNPREDICTABLE WEATHER. WE'VE GOT THE CLEVER FIXES THAT TURN YOUR OPEN-AIR CHAOS INTO A YOUR TROPICAL BREEZE.
SALTY GARDENS ARE A PRODUCT OF EXTREME LABOR!
Side effects of hiring us include: an irresistible urge to stand on your porch with a beverage, spontaneous lawn-staring sessions, a sudden decrease in Christmas card invites from the people next door, and in rare cases, known to make your neighbor Carl speechless.
STAY
HAZARD WARNING!
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ORIGINALLY THIS FORM WAS MADE FOR CARL, TO ASK HIS QUESTIONS QUIETLY.
Now it is available to everyone. If you have questions we want to answer them. Concerns will be addressed and minds put at ease. Tell us what you're dealing with, we have solutions and a combined 50+ years experience in hard work and manual labor.
If you have a job, mountain or molehill... Now you have a guy for that.
We don't send spam, we're not sharing your info with the competition, and we don't sell data. We are proving that hard work and great service never went out of style.
CONTACT
Something on your mind? Reach out anytime.
CALL/tEXT 214-450-1223
Email that.ONE@saltygardensGUY.com
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